Lovely Leper Lady Lackies!

Currently there are no female leper gnomes in World of Warcraft. There’s not even an unused NPC skin that would allow for them.

The first lady leper was Ressa the Leper Queen. Created for the “Servants of the Betrayer” expansion for the Warcraft TCG in April 2008. She was the only leper gnome of the kind for over 15 years!

Now Warcraft Rumble has added multiple (well, 2) new female leper gnomes! And what the actual heck, they are… CUTE?

These new leper gnomes look amazing. They are clearly lepers, but the style of Warcraft Rumble takes away the unpleasant gross factor and leaves them fun and interesting looking. I especially love the Phantom of the Opera style coloration on their faces. It gives them a ton of personality!

It also appears that Lieutenant Tom “Sizzlepants” Crankle is out as the pilot of the Eletrocutioner 6000 and has been replaced by… wait… is that… Ressa? So maybe they added 1 new female leper gnome, and brought back the Queen of the Lepers. It’s not explicitly stated, but if it is her, I am excited at the idea that she has not been forgotten by the Warcraft team and they still think about using her. Maybe we’ll see her in a future Gnomeregan related quest. Gnomeregan was teased in the Warcraft Classic Season of Discovery announcement. It would be awesome to see her pop-up as a new secret raid boss!

https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Electrocutioner_6000

https://warcraft.wiki.gg/wiki/Ressa_the_Leper_Queen

My machines are the future! They’ll destroy you all!

For 10 years of people have been busting open my safe  and stealing my designs!  Now I’m seeing cheap knock off’s EVERYWHERE!  Where are my royalties!?  Where is my CREDIT!  Where is the RESPECT!  The worst are the GOBLIN versions.  All the grace and subtly is lost!

 

The Best Part of My Day

The best part of my day is hunting down the foolish adventures that think they can defeat me and openly mocking them on Social Media!

Oh you got this?

Defeat eh? HA!  I’m coming after you with 140 characters of taunting revenge!

I might be down, but I am NOT OUT!

A Gnomeregan Carol #OOC

I asked all the people I follow on http://ask.fm/SiccoThermaplug if they could add a quest to the game, what would they like to add?

I asked because I have one in mind.  I would like to see Gnomeregan moved to the Caverns of Time.  The quest would be to escort Sicco Thermaplugg of ~30 years ago through the dungeon and show him the destructive results of his deeds, Ghost of Christmas Future style.

Then when you get back to regular Gnomeregan, it is a full and flourishing city in the over world, because it was never destroyed.

It might be that Gelbin needs to do something important and the infinite dragon flight stopped him now we need to make it right.  Whatever the lore reason, that way the Devs get the keep the dungeon as a dungeon, but also give gnomes their city back.

What do you think sirs?