I am Mekgineer Sicco Thermaplugg! King of Gnomes! Ruler of Gnomeregan!
I was cut in half by my traitorous friend Gelbin Mekkatorque.
My wife, Ressa Shadeshine the Leper Queen, brought me a mechagnome from Northrend. With it (from it?), I was able to build myself a new set of mechanical legs.