Testing, 3… 2… 1…

Is this thing on? Good, write this down.

Citizens of Gnomeregan! It has come to my attention that Gelbin Mekkatorque and the cowardly gnomes that abandoned Gnomeregan during the Trogg invasion have been spreading lies about your Beloved Leader, ME!

I feel that I owe it to you and to HISTORY to set the record straight on the events of, and leading to the Trogg invasion and subsequent irradiation of Gnomeregan.

Prepare your brains for my up coming clarifications on these events.

That is all.

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