From the gnome library archives
This except is from the diary of Illuminator Galixie Astrosurge written in the year 278 G.M.E. (Gnome Monarchy Experiment) It represents beliefs of ancient gnomes that may or may not apply to today.
Month: July 2016
Gnomeregan/PokemonGo
((Because: Pokemon Go))
I wanna be the High Tinker,
Like no gnome ever was.
To get elected is my real test,
To rule them is my cause!
I will travel when elected,
Preaching far and wide
How Gnomeregan been neglected
And will not be cast aside!
Gnomeregan (gotta rule it all) It’s up to me
I know I’m the best you see
Gnomeregan, betrayed by my best friend
And now I need a plan
Gnomregan (Gotta rule it all) jealously will stew
Do you know what I’ll do to you?
You burned me, now I’ll burn you!
Gnome-re-gon
Gotta rule it all
GNOMEREGAN!
An Inconvenient Truce
Every gnome and goblin knows it. But no one talks about it. When I was the right hand of the High Tinker, I oversaw Gnomeregan’s ambassadors to Kezan. Don’t act so shocked. OF COURSE Gnomeregan kept open channels with the Trade Princes. We need the free flow of ideas and resources between our nations. Yes, some member of the envoys did get a Kaja’Cola addictions, but they were rotated out so that wouldn’t happen again.
I’m one of the few gnomes in a unique position. I taught mechanical engineering to goblins in exchange for them teaching demolitions to me. We never shared the most cutting edge information with them, and I’m certain they never shared their most cutting edge information with us.
You’ll never find a goblin that will admit it. But it’s still happening. They don’t talk to me anymore, but that’s fine. I get the same information second hand from the Forsaken.
DEAL WITH IT.
Mekgineer Sicco Thermaplugg 