As former admiral of the gnomish submarine fleet, I know a lot of gnomes who went on to become unscrupulous scourges of the seas. Some of my favorite gnomes!
Celebrate with them later this month on Pirates Day, 20th of Septransgear. Tell them I sent you! Seriously make sure you mention I sent you, I get a commission for each… uh… PARTYGOER that shows up! Go buy a round. Seriously. Buying a round for everyone reduces chances of being stabbed by 20.9% and robbed by 17.2%!