I received this letter over the weekend. It is about time.
“To the King of Gnomes, Mekgineer Thermaplugg,
It has come to our attention that you are smarter and cooler than the current High Tinker of the Gnomes. We would like to offer you a place in the Alliance. Mekkatorque is boring, we like you a lot. If you accept, please repair the tram that runs from the entrance of Gnomeregan to the Tinkers court. We have a large number of Ambassadors that we wish to send for you to meet, and they would like to by-pass the trogg filled tunnels and security systems you have put in place.
Looking forward to meeting you,
King Varian Wrynn, Council of Three Hammers, Tyrande Whisperwind, Malfurion Stormrage, Prophet Velen, Genn Greymane, Aysa Cloudsinger, Jaina Proudmoore, Anduin Wrynn, Master Mathias Shaw, Danath Trollbane, Grand Admiral Jes-Tereth, Halford Wyrmbane, Vanndar Stormpike, Lord Darius Crowley, Vereesa Windrunner, Shandris Feathermoon, Mordent Evenshade, Broll Bearmantle, Muninn Magellas, Brann Bronzebeard, Kurdran Wildhammer, Velog Icebellow, Nobundo, Jarod Shadowsong, Arechron, Ivar Bloodfang, and Elder Lusshan”
I accept. I need to get the trains running on time down here anyway!